…..and just remember, when it all starts to go to sh*t just stop and scream out: PLOT TWIST!
Yeah that’s right, go ahead and say it, I’ll wait. [pauses] Trust me, it’ll make the thickening plot line of your life sound that much better…at least it does for me?! Because my life seems to be a series of [un]fortunate events, with endless plot twists. Don’t worry, I’ll let you decide on the parenthesis later! But really though, anytime I found myself stuck in my own life’s writer’s block I’d pause to allow myself to ironically laugh, because I don’t know about you, but my life seems to be a book just waiting to be written!
So here it is, my quest, written as a best seller.